Bro-sprawl

The act of unnecessarily taking up as much space as possible with one's body. This is often performed in public places and is done despite the seeming discomfort of the position. Usual variations include wide-spread legs, and a leaned-back, nearly reclining, posture with arms outstretched, possibly resting on nearby objects or people. This pose is most-commonly assumed by those known as "bros," who can be identified by satorial markers such as polo shirts, popped collars, pastel colors, and flip flops or other forms of boat shoes. If bro-sprawl is performed outdoors, a baseball cap and beer in a plastic cup are also likely to be involved.

"There were no seats on the train because some guy was bro-sprawling all over the place."
"Hey man, your bro-sprawl is so epic you take up at least three desks in lecture class."

by Unheimliche April 20, 2013

Sproul

To throw consecutive wild pitches in the baseball game.

Yo man, you really sprouled that one.

by Josh Sproul July 9, 2007

turban sprawl

What you get when muslims start to move into your area and begin to demand special rights or allowances for their beliefs. Turban Sprawl causes There goes the neighborhood! amongst the other neighbors.

Wow, look at all this turban sprawl. They are installing foot-baths in the dormitory now for all the Muslim students that are enrolling.

by kirby3141 March 4, 2008

sprawling gecko

A sex position in which you take a girl from behind up against a wall, then at the point of climax you shout "I HAVE HERPES (OR AN STI OF YOUR CHOICE)" As the girl scrambles up the wall trying to escape.

Last night I did the sprawling gecko on Gemma, she was freaking out.

by Harry The Wise March 12, 2014

spowl

half spider, half owl. spowl.

a spowl is a scary ass thing.

by mkaydre November 17, 2019

Sprolden

The ship name of the two characters created by Alice Oseman. Tori Spring and Michael Holden.

I love sprolden. They’re just so cute. An emo depressed girl x a silly hyperactive boy. They’re the perfect pairing. They are my blood. Live, laugh, love sprolden.

by sprolden November 10, 2022

Speegle-sprawl

Many material goods spread upon a broad surface area within seconds of which there is no logical connection towards the functional interfunctionality. Period.

Ski boots with dog food and old coffee grounds: "speegle-sprawl"

by kjfudge December 2, 2010