Spockcops

Police officers who are honest and law-abiding, but ANAL about following the rules. Derived from the logical but emotionless character of "Spock" on the original STAR TREK TV series.

Barney Fife and Chief Wiggums are perfect examples of spockcops. Either will give you a ticket for driving 56 mph in a 55 mph speed zone.

by Vet Man, FreeLance CrimeFighter July 22, 2006

The Spocker

Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper

After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.

Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!

by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

shrocket

High powered shit caused by an energy drink with at least 50% juice content. Only when the fecal matter is splattered on the sides of the bowl, is it considered a shrocket.

Shit rocket, when you destroy the bathroom after drinking an energy drink (with juice), when the discharge comes out so forcefully that it all sticks on the sides of the bowl and does not end up in the water. "That energy drink killed my stomach i'm going to have to shrocket soon."

by Andrew and Brynden June 21, 2008

scroc

(pronounced s-k-ro-k-)
To mooch. Derived from the venetian word "scroccare" mostly used by smokers.
// ed form: scrocked.
// ing form: scrocking.
// 3rd person form: scrocs.

Can I scroc you a cigarette?
Can I scroc you a cracker?

by Alisa&Elli August 27, 2007

Scrocs

n. The marriage of Crocs footwear with socks, particularly of a different color. Seen mostly at Theme Parks around the U.S.A and abroad.

It's a mistake to wear scrocs on water rides. Who wants soggy feet?

by Gator Nation (2)! May 30, 2009

splockets

a term coined by bungie to describe halo 3 game sparten lasers and rockets

Dude veto I hate splockets.

by neeeeeerd July 20, 2009

Spock job

When a girl gives a hand job by rubbing the penis or shaft between the ring finger and middle finger making the "live long and prosper" gesture with both hands overlapping each other and squeezing the penis while moving up and down the shaft. They may occasionally incorporate the scrotum using the same hand gestures with one hand while "scissoring" the fingers to apply pressure. When done correctly, the receiver my start speaking Vulcan before climax.

Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Spock job for the first time last night.

Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?

Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!

by Nicstypres May 7, 2022