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Muck Spreading

When a Hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the anus, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.
Steve was filthy because a Hippo had just finished muck spreading on him.
by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014
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Man spreading

Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.
Feminist: Omg stop man spreading!
Man: (In a calm collective manner) shut up bitch.
by #fuckcancer July 17, 2017
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Gluteal Spreadinitis

The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.
My ex-wife was stricken with Gluteal Spreadinitis after eating too many Twinkies and Ho-Ho's.
by farting dumb ass March 12, 2009
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spleefing

the act of playing the game spleef
used in context of minecraft

spleefing is a game that is played by having a lava pit covered by an easy to break material and and to have two people "fight"or "spleef"
by removing the blocks under their opponent
causing them to fall into lava and die
it is highly recommended that you put all but a shovel in a chest before spleefing
want to spleef?
hells yeah!! spleefing is awesome!
by wormyish May 20, 2011
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Splending

Splending is an extension of the adjective word splendid only with a little more zing and ding!

1. gorgeous; magnificent; sumptuous.
2. grand; superb, as beauty.
3. distinguished or glorious, as a name, reputation, victory, etc.
4. strikingly admirable or fine: splendid talents.
5. excellent, fine, or very good: to have a splendid time.
6. brilliant in appearance, color, etc.
That roast dinner was splending
by mwoody October 16, 2009
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Speedin

Living a life style that one lives just for the moment and doest look forward to the future.
I dont care bout tommorow morning; I'm speedin.
by Beasto April 5, 2008
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spreading some mulch

The act of having diarrhea.
Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.
by jrcapital1 April 26, 2011
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