spackle

to have explosive diarrhea, not wipe yourself, and pull your pants back up.

Jeremiah: Yo why are you walking so wierd?
Uncle Bobby: I just spackled myself.

by porpoise April 19, 2008

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Spanklenuts

(n) a person who is a bit of a twat. Gormless of sorts. Lacks character or does stuff that isn't really adding value.

Hey Jamie, where are the left over hamburgers?

Oh, Brad ate them.

He is such a spanklenuts!

Yep, he sure is.

by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011

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A slang term referring to semen. "Man-spackle" is compared to a white spreadable wall plastering compound, hence, "man-spackle" tends to be a word used by common blue-collar workers in the construction trades.

Example 1: I pulled my penis from her vagina, and ejaculated a load of man-spackle onto her breasts.

Example 2: My girlfriend came home with dried man-spackle covering her tramp stamp. What a white-trash whore she turned out to be!

by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010

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frap spackle

frap spackle is the resulting mess when a bowel movement contains solids with a consistency like spackle, propelled by large amounts of gas (that would be the "FRAP!" sound)- effectively coating the toilet bowl in a uniform layer of semi-solid poop.

invariably occurs when the toilet refuses to flush, or there is no toilet brush anywhere to be found. Think of the toilet scene in 'dumb and dumber'.

and this has only ever happened to me at my date's place, just before we were about to become romantic.

closely related to the dreaded diarrhea shart, where the underwear/wall/unfortunate person/or whatever is behind your behind gets hit by several gallons of high velocity liquid poop.

enjoy your lunch.

frap spackles occur within several hours of eating
- taco bell
- raunchy ronnie's rectum rockets (oh wait, that'd be a Mcpoop with extra sauce, wouldn't it?)
- too many buffalo wings and beer

looks remarkably like someone spackled the toilet bowl with refried beans

by roadkill pizza June 22, 2009

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Oratory Spackle

ME.
someone who fills conversation or quiet pauses until someone more interesting arrives.

Oratory Spackle

Sue: How are you, you don't look so good. How have you been feeling?

Me: Well, actually I have kind of a bad headache this morning and I have been feeling kinda.....

(someone more interesting walks in the room)

Sue: HEY GIRL, GOOD MORNING!!! HOW YOU BEEN?!

.. then i leave the room.

Also, can be useful at parties. I arrive early and stand around talking about movies or reality tv, until more important guests arrive.

by Kerilotion November 24, 2009

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