spoonism 

spoonism is the rare cult/religion of the spoon species. The sacred spoon is their leader and to show that they are all part of the spoonism religion they each wear a small spoon necklace around their necks. They are often inclined to buy small objects representing or symbolising spoons in their prime to show their respect to the spoon gods.

person 1: I've decided to become an atheist
person 2: No don't do that bruv
person 1:why not?
person 2: being part of the spoonism cult is much better

spoonism by mitsubishyfishy August 24, 2019

spooning buddies 

A friend who all you do is spoon but not will happen romantically other than spooning

Danielle and I are spooning buddies but nothing else will happen between us.

spooning buddies by Tom Aaron September 8, 2005

Silver Spooner 

A child of rich parents. When a sugar daddy knocks up a gold digger they'll have a silver spooner child...

How can he afford such a car at that young age, is he self-made?? No dude, look at all the gel in his hair. He's obviously a class A silver spooner!

Silver Spooner by Cheezy G March 10, 2017

Spooneuver 

The inevitable move from spooning to sex. Usually started by a poke coming through, followed by rubbing and then the slow change from cuddling to doing the naughty naughty.

Jill: I'm not in the mood for sex, I'm glad we can just spoon tonight.
Craig: Shhhhhh, just go to sleep honey.

BAM - Spooneuver in process.

Spooneuver by MoMo Mayes May 12, 2007

spoonhead

A mildly racist slur for cardassians. The term 'cardie' is MUCH stronger. Please do not utter either in front of a cardassian unless you are an EXTREMELY skilled fighter.

The term 'spoonhead' is basically equivalent to whatever mild insult for races you care to mention.

spoonhead by Walking Talking Dictionary September 23, 2006

spooncer 

Usually used as a nickname for someone named Spencer. Anyone who deserves the nickname Spooncer has to be edgy, hilarious, full of memes, kind, caring, and all around amazing. A group if people seems empty if their Spooncer leaves them. He is what makes everything fun and without him, everything seems boring. If you ever get a Spencer who deserves the nickname Spooncer, never let him go.

"Woah that guy Spooncer is totally awesome!"
"Yeah I wish I had a SpOonCER!"

spooncer by Joogia July 5, 2017

online spooning 

being in constant contact with one person using 3 or more simultaneous IM applications ... especially if IM applications can do both video and audio.

Troels had AIM, Skype and Yahoo Messenger open ... totally online spooning with his homies.

online spooning by skamuf January 18, 2010