Sponge

A person who is terrible at videogames, and constantly sucks at it.

Random Sponge: Guys hurry up and run this way!
Davis Jose:You're a Sponge get out of our lobby, you always flank left.

by lDuskz January 6, 2013

sponged

someone who has comsumed more alcohol than their body can handle.

After drinking all day, she was sponged.

by illegalien November 20, 2006

to sponge

To copy everyone like a little no-pube 4 year old bitch.

Jack Gallop likes to sponge everyone.

by LankyGuy12345 May 13, 2016

Sponge

A person who has no desires for anyone of the same or opposite gender. Asexual. Reproduces with themselves.

Girl 1: I flirted with Thomas all night but he didn't seem to do anything! What the hell?

Girl 2: Don't worry, he is just a sponge.

by Rorshock April 13, 2009

Spong

Spong

To make mincemeat of someone. Spong - brand name of a U.K. mincing machine maker.

Hey you! Take your hands off my wife or I'll spong you good!

by Stratrovare July 25, 2010

A Sponge

Someone who absorbs all roasts of him and never roast back or someone who doesn’t give a fuck

I roasted him and he just stood there, what a sponge

Bob doesn’t give a fuck about anything, he’s such a sponge

by Fredrick510 August 12, 2019

Sponge

When someone refuses to participate or join in, and their attitude is so negative it acts to absorb the fun of the other people around them, like a sponge.

Person one: "You guys fancy going out later?"

Person two: "No that sounds like shit mate, I'd rather watch men get sweaty with each other"

Person one: "You're such a fucking sponge Scott"

by fm11fm April 22, 2014