Splurtin curtain

A splurtin curtain provides a barrier of toilet paper to protect the entire back half of the toilet from being sprayed with dung, by hanging multiple sheets of toilet paper from the seat area.

Had to put up a splurtin curtain last night for my violent BM.

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

Splurt

Splurt - the blue water in a port-a-john that splashes on your brown eye while taking a dump.

Damn bro. After eating that burrito for lunch I hit the porta John and splurted all over my ass!

by Mr.upslurt August 31, 2021

Splurt

To ooze out of something.

I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but I added to much jelly, so all of it splurt out the side when I bit it.

by Jhenniffer September 18, 2021

splurtch

A joint rolled with splamptch butts

Fuck I’m gonna have to roll a splurtch

by Scruffy1234)5;3222 February 13, 2022

Splurt

To release bodily juices in an energetic manner.

I cut my toe and the blood just started to splurt.

by Spurtmastergeneral February 20, 2022

splurt baby

A baby born when sperm leaks from the anus to vagina post anal. Can be prevented by wearing an anal seepage tampon.

I wore an anal seepage tampon so I wouldn’t have to give birth to a splurt baby in 9 months.

by Submissiveslave661 November 25, 2022

SPLURTR

The hottest man on earth like literally the definition of cute, hot, sexy, handsome and more. He also happens to look like Shia LeBeouf

Man Splurtr was lookin so Fine Today

by the man cb October 27, 2023