Bamboo splitting

A sex position that starts with missionary and the person being penetrated puts one leg up in the air

I wanted him to get deeper so we changed position into bamboo splitting

by TheFlamingIcecream October 8, 2019

Skull splitting anger

A man with a one inch penis that's very angry because of his tiny scrotum, loves shitty death/black metal, is a bong zombie who loves the zombie bong, sniffs rank stinky facts, and is genuinely wack.

When Skull splitting anger got broken up with because of his tiny penis and balls, he resorted to huffing paint and sniffing rank farts

by PkTheArsonist July 8, 2021

splitting her biscuit

the action performed before penetration with genitalia normally performed with karate chop action.

Mike was going to have sex with his girlfriend and Harmon informs him to get her better prepared for your man sausage you must first start by splitting her biscuit.

by TaylorHarmonMike July 19, 2007

Splaining

Kinda like mansplaining or womansplaining but just splaining in general. When someone explains something to you assuming that you have no knowledge of the subject.

Splaining:
you: breaths
splainer: well actually the origin of ... blah blah blah
you: i... i know
splainer: no, actually ... (a bunch of useless information you didn't ask for)

by 3 and also a half of a bear May 6, 2018

Splitting Lips

This term is used for a guy's night out. Almost like a rally cry. It means either getting into a fight and punching someone in the lip or getting a girl back home and splitting the other kind of lips.

"He's over there splitting lips."

"Yo, Creep is in full lip splitting mode tonight, Watch the F out!"

"Turk's gonna split that chick's lips later."

by Mess104 April 15, 2009

Eploiting

The way "exploiting" is spelled on cover art for Kung Fu Lemon's dubstep track, "Exploiting The Return Policy."

An embarrassing typo that the obviously doesn't realize.

"Hey man, did you check out Kung Fu Lemon's new dubstep, Eploiting The Return Policy?"

"Yeah- wait, what? I thought it was Exploiting The Return Policy..."

"Nah man, look at the cover art."

"Oh shit, you're right. My bad."

by squeeziepleasie September 14, 2011

splinting

Assisting the body's pushing out poop/stool by inserting a finger in the vagina and pushing on the vaginal wall toward the rectum.

"Sometimes it is difficult to have a bowel movement without straining," the University of Michigan Health System write in their explanation of the process. "Perianal Pressure/Splinting is a way to help move the stool out of the anal canal."

by LightningBug February 20, 2021