Splat Tat

When a man has a tattoo on their upper shoulder that men splat on

Dude that guy totally busted on my Splat Tat

by Dragonhawkthunder May 24, 2019

splat

The noise that something squashy makes when it hits a hard surface. In UK comics, when this happens, you will usually see the word in capitals coming out of the interaction between hard surface and the squashy material. Excellent example of onomatopoeia.
Suitable materials for making the SPALT sound are things like tomatoes, mashed potato, custard pies and squelchy mud.
Look in UK comics like the Beano and Dandy for examples.

The custard pie hit the boys face:- SPLAT!

by Ken Holway October 17, 2007

Gurgle Splat

The sound of saliva hitting the cold pavement, and/or, the sound of someone gargling and then spewing it in the sink. Basically a sound effect to use in a conversation that is going stale.

"When you spit that sucker out it went Gurgle Splat!"

" And the noise went gurgle splat, and it hit the ground."

by La-Lizzay November 12, 2005

Back Splat

A term used to describe a large sweat patch that has formed on the back of a person's shirt/T-shirt.

Girl: "Man I'm so sweaty, do I have a Back Splat?"
Best Friend: "No no your fine..."

by naomi.j October 18, 2008

splat

when a guy ejaculates onto someone or something...

skeet skeet skeet SPLAT

by cowboy June 7, 2004

splat

when one falls and lands alone- usually on pavement or concrete.

"Did you hear about the office worker who commited suicide friday? Yeh,,he just it the ground like splat!"

by JesterMonkey June 1, 2004

Dick_Splat

After having a wank it is the jizz stain left on walls, Desks, Beds Or Chairs.

Shit, There's a Dick_Splat in the corner of that high wall

by KamikazeKats June 15, 2008