splinks

NOT a slur

Fernando: Those dang splinks!

Smart person: Splinks isn't a slur!

by NOT Fernando June 17, 2021

Spline

Another way of saying a heroin needle.

Person A: What are splines attached to again?
Person B: Pretty sure it's something like syringes.

by itstoolateanightformetobehere October 16, 2022

Raunchy Spline

When your sock bundles up and/or folds into itself while wearing shoes. Known to be one of the most uncomfortable and frustrating things imaginable.

Person1- why are you so late?
Person2- sorry I kept getting “Raunchy Splines” every time I put on socks

Person1- Rip no problem

by Danf527 June 20, 2018

Reticulate my Spline

When you want to tell someone "Suck my dick" in a way that only 90s kids will know the reference, tell them this.

Why don't you reticulate my spline, asshole?

by Reverend_Dude December 27, 2024