Dry Slide

The act of inserting the penis into an ass without proper lubricant.

Remember to use ample lube and agree on a safeword!

She was a big boned girl, but that didn't stop her from strapping on the dildo and pegging Greg right in the poop shoot as the rest of the circle jerk looked on in amazement. The vigorous penetrating nature of this particular dry slide was set into my mind's eye like passing roadkill as she screamed "take it like a little bitch you fucking ass ratchet."

by RCooter86 February 16, 2010

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wolf spider

WOLF SPIDERS are named as such because they have to eat really fast, in other words, "WOLF" down their food, their prey, because they do NOT use webs to catch their prey. They are GROUND spiders, they hunt their prey on the ground. (They're fast runners.) Therefore, they have to devour, or WOLF DOWN, their "catch" very fast so other ground spiders don't come and try to snatch the "catch," something WEB-making spiders don't have to worry about.

"Honey! Come see this wolf spider wolf down this cockroach!"
"Oh dear, that's disgusting!"
"Yeah hon, it reminds me of how your grandpa eats a chicken leg! Disgusting!"

by Love4Catholicism! — the ONLY! March 10, 2020

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Arkansas Barking Spider

To pass gas, Fart

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider

by handymanCT December 17, 2009

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Iowa Slip n Slide

The act of sliding down a slip and slide that a bunch of naked dudes are standing over. As you slide down your face slaps into the dudes dick and balls.

Matt slid underneath a gantlet of naked dudes and thought himself "this is a nice Iowa Slip N Slide."

by flaworkhorse July 12, 2018

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