splendeferous

adj. awesome or really cool

You girls are splendeferous!

by ... January 14, 2005

splenda smack

when you hit your partner in the face with a mixture of sugar and ketchup during sex.

Dude, I got pissed so i totally splenda smacked her.

by mikey101 June 5, 2009

Shlerd

A unique mixture of shit, vomit and cum. Often with a hint of piss.

Timmy: "Mom I "shlerded" in my pants again.
Mom: "Don't worry I'll clean it all up, AGAIN."

by Shlerdman August 12, 2017

Splenda Daddy

A significant other that wants to spoil you like a Sugar Daddy but doesn't have enough money to do so.

"My Splenda Daddy wanted to buy me new clothes so he went to Goodwill and bought a $30 AC/DC t-shirt."

by Rusty Peener July 3, 2021

splediferous

Wonderful, amazing

What a splediferous story!

by DOTS123456789 March 17, 2010

Splenda Momma

A Woman who strives to be a Sugar Momma but just don't have the funds to pull it off

He wants a Sugar Momma but he's stuck with his Splenda Momma

by Oldsoul420 November 19, 2015

splenda mama

a less rich version of the sugar mama

She's my splenda mama because she doesn't make enough money to be my sugar mama

by gingerkid January 14, 2007