splart

the physical act of both farting and ejaculating all at the same time.

Although John loved Betty very much, he occationally liked to give her the ol' Splart. She really liked it.

by MUSH June 11, 2004

Splange

Splange - adjective

Used to describe what someone is talking about.
It is the verbal equivalent to chatting shit and/or shit talking (or better known as trash talking)

Splange finds the majority of its usage amongst Blacks in the United Kingdom

Always - chattin' splange
He's not the - fuckin' guy
He's just a - stupid boy
I should - slap mans face
- Tempa T

A: You're such a dumb motherfucker, I'm gonna fuck your mom; the bitch
B: Stop splangin' me

I'm gonna splange this youtube video

by rzhhhh November 12, 2011

splaiged

(spl-ay-jed) v. when a car hits an animal or roadkill and the carcass is pulled into the engine and gets cut up then sucked into the vents only to spray the driver and/or passengers in the face.

seconds after hitting the skunk blood and meat chunks splaiged out of the vents spaying grandma and grandpa in the face.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

Splart

Using semen as an artistic medium

Will you drop acid with me at the Splart exhibit this weekend?

by Catmilk February 26, 2015

Splarch

when one pukes with their hand over their mouth causing multiple high pressured streams of puke to spew from their mouth.

Carlie splarched all over Bret and Colin’s jean jackets last night.

by splarch9000 November 24, 2017

splurge

To spend money in an ejaculatory way.

I just splurged on this 25 thousand dollar amp! Hand me a towel.

by Alberto Venezuela August 3, 2007

Splurge

To do something in excess, to go ham.

To spend a lot of money or eat a lot of food at one time.

"Bro, I just lifted weights for three hours! Im about to splurge at the dining hall..."

"I got my paycheck on thursday, so friday afternoon I splurged at the mall. I bought some new shoes and clothes. Now I can't pay rent. Can you cover my half too this month?"

by dubbbbs November 3, 2011