Schlemortz

One who is classified as an idiot or something worse. Usually used as a playful joke between friends but can equally used to insult someone.(might call someone a shlem for short)

Damn, that frat brother really is a schlemortz for only letting the whales in.

by Scooter Schlemmy September 16, 2021

Shlem

A rather plump or fat bastard in st Benet biscop who regularly steals food and squashes bike tyres. He also has disgusting bright blond hair.

"Have you seen what Rhys did he ate the whole McDonald's"
"Wow so he was being a bit of a Shlem then"

by Rhys hall smells May 20, 2023

Schlemigan

Schlemigan

(“Sh-le-m-i-gan”)

Noun

Definition: Someone who offers rude opinions on a subject without contributing anything of their own for comparison.

“Hey dude I got a 75% on the geometry test!”

“Bro you’re beyond stupid.”

“Well what did you get?”

“I’m not telling you.”

“Whatever, Schlemigan.”

by Papaya Milk October 30, 2023

splem

the combination of both male and female sexual fluids.

"There is splem all over the bed"

by magaz March 17, 2007

schlems

a word used in a rural area, that means
"skew"

pearson A: where you go?
pearson B: I go schlems up

by guellatoni May 12, 2004

Schlemm

Homosexual with a big nose but small penis.

Mark Schlemm

by Orange May 24, 2004

Schlem

Popular Scottish term for something brilliant, most commonly used to describe an action. It describes an absolute outstanding achievement of a particular action which is hard to replicate, such as a perfect free kick in football. It is also commonly combined with other Scottish terms such as Wan to add emphasis on the brilliance of that particular action or event.

"that shot was a shclem."

"that guitar solo was a wan-schlem" - not only was the guitar solo a schlem it was also worthy of wanning to.

"I wan-schlemed all over your mother's face" - I ejaculated outstandingly all over you're mother's face.

by elescocia August 10, 2010