The anuses uncanny ability to sense when a toilet is near by. This is most apparent when embarking on a long trip home, knowing that you need to poo. The sphincter will not let the poo crown until you are seconds away from a toilet, saving you from ruining your pants.
by Catatafish22 September 13, 2011
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Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.
by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011
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DJ: "I really feel like eating subway for dinner, the sandwiches there are so filling and delicious"
Fred: "DJ you are speaking fluent sphinctish right now, subway is awful."
Fred: "DJ you are speaking fluent sphinctish right now, subway is awful."
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