speak american

what a fat american dumbass says when they don’t know what another language

Covlozs: видишь этого тупого американца? она, наверное, собирается сказать нам какую-то глупость
A fat bitchy karen: Shut up russian terrorists! speak american
Covlozs: что я тебе сказал

by Joey Jackson Johnson June 30, 2022

Hit spit spackle

A hit spit spackle is when you are going to violently hit someone till they can barely see there mother it is also a very dangerous threat

Person: *being annoying*. You:I’m gonna hit spit spackle you.

by Trap master February 8, 2021

Speakeasy

Speakeasy’s are also called blind pig or blind tiger, inspired by the hidden spots to get a drink during the Prohibition in the 1920s. Today's Speakeasy are often small and almost impossible to find bars with an intimate crowd and a good time to be had for all. Speakeasy’s are almost impossible to find. They are often nothing more than a none descript door and barely of any signage to be seen

We found this incredible Speakeasy close to Union square in San Francisco when using the Carizma App.

by CarizmaGuy December 17, 2016

Clegg Speak

To talk really fast but with regular longish pauses.

'I... wannastopthosecriminals...but...ireallycantdoanythingaboutit'
'Wow, you talk in Clegg speak'

by This_Is_Not_A_Name April 19, 2010

Spackamonga

one who is foolish or incapable

who's that spackamonga attempting to breakdance?

by jake burns December 26, 2010

Me no speak English

It's said by non-English speakers when they're in an English speaking country.

Loretta Lee visited America, and said "Me no speak English."

Brainscan

by 345ijij4ijsoosososo December 14, 2009

Corporate Douchebag Speak

The typical jargon used by corporate executives completely out of touch with the peons actually doing the work. Will refer to six sigma, core values, team effort, denominators, profit sharing etc. Meanwhile they are clueless as to how real world operations occur.

Mark the new CEO came in and gave the all-hands meeting a company overview. Unfortunately it was just a bunch of Corporate Douchebag Speak. He's off to Hawaii while I'm pulling OT.

by GodzilllavsMothra February 22, 2014