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Southbank is an area of South East London named after the south stand of the Molineux Stadium in Wolverhampton. On a Saturday afternoon there are frequently many thousands of sporting enthusiasts present in this stadium and indeed on the southern banks of the Thames in London. These attractive young men and women often participate in traditional social interations such as, drinking super strength lager, having a good old sing song and occasionally making primative and suggestive gesticulations in the hope of attracting a mate from the North Bank!
Wayne: "I have a mental block, I just can't think of anything to sing today!"
Barry: "Why dont we just sing 'The South Bank' like normal?"
Wayne: "Well I would but I forgot the words"
Barry: "I'll start you copy..."
Wayne: "OK"
Barry: "THE SOUTH BANK.. THE SOUTH BANK.. THE SOUTH BANK.. THE SOUTH BANK!"
by Premiersteve September 14, 2013
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The largest clusterfuck in human history were the government at all times fights a civil war and several rebellions which all fight each other and the president wears a gay hat
I’m going to South Sudan

That sounds like suicide with extra steps
by Drawist April 20, 2020
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the best effin show on the planet. Constantly makes fun of the problems in society with the ability to make you laugh your ass off.
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: Oh, Im sorry, Im sorry. Actually, what I meant to say was *gets out loudspeaker* How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
by Julie October 10, 2004
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South China Morning Post

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A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.

A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)

Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
by Jagohno October 21, 2020
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due south

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An awesome 90's Canadian TV show about a Mountie in Chicago who's friends with a deaf half-wolf and Chicago cop Ray Vecchio, and who talks to his dead father. Very Pythonesque in nature, the series ran for four seasons and starred Paul Gross, David Marciano, and Callum Keith Rennie. Canadian actor Leslie Nielsen was a frequent guest star as well.
From Due South:
"Constable Benton Fraser, Royal Canadian Mounted Police. I first came to Chicago on the trail of the killers of my father and, for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, have remained, attached as a liaison with the Canadian consulate."
by Eliza D. May 23, 2006
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A show that makes fun of societys ignorance
Man,South Park was so true yesterday
by South Park Fan August 6, 2003
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