Purple Sombrero

The swollen head of an erect, circumcised penis

I gave her a close-up look at my Purple Sombrero

by BigBossMan November 27, 2012

Sombrero Fever

An intense love of mexican people, culture, and food.

Sarah has serious sombrero fever; she only dates mexican boys.

by samdelamor December 21, 2010

chocolate sombrero

Standing over a girls head and leaving a hot steaming turd on the top of her head after she finished giving you oral sex while on her knees.

Your mom was on her knees giving a sick bj and once I nutted, I stood over her and left her the gift of a chocolate sombrero.

by SuperSancho007 December 9, 2013

Salty sombrero

The sweaty tip of a mexicans penis

I'm going to stick my salty sombrero into Lucas' mouth.

by The Salty Sombrero December 1, 2010

brown sombrero

Defecating on your partner's head while receiving a hummer. This move is achieved facing away from your partner while on top. Facing the other way results in a brown bow-tie.

Jethro slipped me a laxative that kicked in while Sherry and I were 69ing and she was giving me a hummer and I couldn't help giving her a brown sombrero!

by TheSinkingSpell June 30, 2009

kahlua sombrero

(n): a drink consisting of one ounce of kahlua coffee liqueur and two ounces of heavy cream or half-and-half (served over ice)

Michael Scott: Kahlua sombrero please.
Bartender: Alright. So just you tonight?
Michael Scott: Actually, I am meeting somebody, but I'm a little bit early. I'm leaving my company after 19 years...Do not tell my fiancee I'm drinking on a Wednesday.

by secondhandbandaid October 16, 2017

Rusty Sombrero

A shot of tequila starting with licking cinnamon, taking the shot of tequila, then chasing it with an orange wedge.

"how many rusty sombrero shots did i take... i dont remember"

by JChux November 20, 2011