Sonysexual

Someone so obsessed with the Sony playstation that they will blindly purchase and staunchly defend the company despite having absolutely no return from the company itself. Sonysexuals are characterised by an frequent use of internet slang such as "n00b" and "Pwn". Another characterisation is an unflinching defense of even the most awful mistakes by Sony, and the unquestioning purchase of even their worst products.

Reasonable gent - "So, Sony promised a hard drive with the PS2 and never delivered."

Sonysexual - "So what, Sony don't need to, the memory card RULES. Shut up, n00b."

Reasonable gent - "Oh wow, Sony's PS2 online capabilites are AWFUL! There is close to NO one who would defend such a cheap shoddy outing."

Sonysexual - "Oh what? Shut up! Sony rules, you know nothing n00b, shut up".

Reasonable gent - "The PS3 is being released for $600?! That is ridiculously expensive. That and it'll probably be made of the same faulty hardware that plagued the PS2, made to break in a year so you have to buy a new one."

Sonysexual - "Oh let me guess, you have an X-BOX!! Shows how little you know. PS2 rules, your system sucks balls, you know nothing, shut up, n00b".

by Nth RooCH September 1, 2008

skoliosexual

a potential sexual attraction to non-binary identified individuals. This does not generally describe an attraction to specific genitalia or birth assignments but rather is an inclusive term.

"I’m not really into binary men or women. I’m skoliosexual."

by ekswm November 18, 2013

scrosexual

a person who is predominantly attracted to pre-op transsexuals or transwomen, someone who prefers transgendered people to women or men

I prefer transsexual porn to straight or gay porn because I'm a scrosexual.

by Scrotence Malone June 23, 2008

polosexual

being attracted to polo g and polo g only not anyone or thing else.

polo g sexy asfc i don’t want nobody else but him. i think i’m polosexual

by a girl that’s polosexual July 26, 2021

Sofa Sexual, Sofasexual

A person (Be they Straight, Gay, Lesbian, or Other) who will sleep with either sex just so they can have a sofa to sleep on (i.e. A roof over their head).

Reason for the definition and term Sofa sexual, Sofasexual is. I observed a guy once who swore up and down he was gay, But a week later I saw him hanging all over a girl (acting all boyfriend girlfriend like with her), just so he could have a sofa to sleep on.

by Roadiesteve February 5, 2010

solosexabation

A sex act; where 2 partners are not engaged in a sexual activity with themselves but rather distant. Masturbating to eachother with no knowledge that they want to date eachother.

Tom and mary got an std from hardcore solosexabation.... i dont know how the fuck it happened....

by nickdizzle September 15, 2004

selfsexual

When you are sexually and romantically attracted to yourself.

Person: "That dude Clinton in my biology class must be selfsexual."

by Zeeky H. Bomb March 27, 2005