Sober Sitter

Someone who volunteers to keep an eye on someone who is intoxicated. They are always sober, or at least have control over themselves and are able to "sit" (babysit) the intoxicated person to prevent them from accidentally harming themselves (from falling and such). They should be someone trustworthy. This practice is recommended for strong mind-altering psychedelic drugs, such as Salvia, Phencycladine, Jimson Weed, and Ketamine.

Synonym: SS, SS Guard

Hey will you be my sober sitter? I really wanna try salvia.
Sure man, whatever.

by N8Duff July 6, 2008

kentucky sober

only doing your friends drugs to save money.

sorry i’ve been so distant lately, im kentucky sober. can we smoke at your place?

by analhandle October 17, 2022

sober mode

A temporary state of seriousness, intelligence, and coherence, occasionally achieved by someone high or drunk

Hey dude, your parents are calling, sober mode real quick.

by spadefish April 5, 2008

Right-sider

Someone on the right side of the information divide. Comes from the Japanese 情報強者 (Jouhoukyousha, shortened to Joukyou, meaning information literate). The negative counterpart is Wrong-sider

Anon: I'm not a wrong-sider. I'm a right-sider.
Other Anon: Sure...

by Davixxa July 25, 2018

Sider

A Kid on the internet who usually gets butthurt when you try and hurt his ego.

Bro Will is such a sider.

by King24pm September 14, 2018

California Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana and alcohol.

"No thanks," Jane said as Paul racked up lines of cocaine, "I'm California Sober this month."

by CPaigeS December 10, 2016

Sobernaut

A person undertaking a journey through sobriety.

The bold sobernauts slipped the surly bonds of booze-dependence and touched the face of not-being-so-f**ked-up-that-you-spent-the-whole-weekend-hugging-the-base-of-your-toilet-while-wishing-you-were-dead...ness.

by MotorBath May 11, 2018