Schabliterated

That point of intoxication you have reached during your night that can lead to a wonder of possibilities. Including, but not limited too, 1. forgetting where you are/who you came with 2. forgetting/not caring who you are leaving with 3. accidentally dropping your phone in the toilet 4. singing "karaoke" even though you know your singing is actually god awful 5. making decisions that you most likely regret in the morning, etc.

"Dude that chick is totally schabliterated"

O yeah and how do you know?

"Well shes stumbling home walking with two black dudes, now what sober person would do that?

Wow ur right she is schabliterated!

by SigPiPaaaTboi December 2, 2011

Schadenfreude

Pleasure from another's misfortune

This economy's producing plenty of opportunities for Schadenfreude as Congress summons multimillion dollar CEOs to defend themselves

by GreatRecession.com February 14, 2009

schadenfreudist

n. A person that attempts to enact schadenfreude on another person (i.e., "feeling pleasure from the misfortune of others"), often by engaging in ad hominem attacks and general douchebaggery. This is seen quite frequently in the activity of trolls, the sad creatures that they are. It is believed by some that trolls may actually feed on their schadenfreude, but not enough data has been compiled to accurately confirm this.

The schadenfreudist fed off that fellow there, attacking him for his opinion on the legitimacy of hydrogen cars by questioning his sexual prowess.

by Schadenfreude Nazi December 9, 2009

Schadenfreudegasm

N. Schadenfreude so intense that it results in an orgasm.

Once I heard that Donald Rumsfeld had stepped down, I had a schadenfreudegasm so huge that I had to throw away my underpants.

by Moontos November 10, 2008

schadenhorny

The term for becoming sexually aroused from discussing others emotional and sexual problems

Girl: But it's just so sad, she doesn't understand why she can't get laid.
Guy: That's sucks. Want to make out.
Girl: feeling a little schadenhorny are we?

by Badthorn September 9, 2009

Schadenfreudegasm

N. Schadenfreude so intense that it results in an orgasm.

Once I heard that Donald Rumsfeld had stepped down, I had a schadenfreudegasm so huge that I had to throw away my underpants.

by Moontos November 11, 2006

schadenfrog

/ˈʃɑdənfrɔg/
noun.
The guilty erotic pleasure derived from seeing the frog's misfortune on the Chimp versus Frog video. (cf. schadenfreude.)

"Bill's like, 'I'm lacto-ovo and pro-PETA', but you know he felt schadenfrog after seeing Chimp v. Frog."

by Chef Meatstack November 6, 2011