snickerpumpel

A different way of saying bitch.

"You snickerpumpel! You ate my leftovers!!"

Thank you.

by biathegiant January 26, 2022

Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

by Gaff December 19, 2006

Pushing Snickers

The act of pushing a shit back into a rectum during anal intercourse

" i was doing this bird last night and she had dogey bowels and ended up pushing snickers!"

by CSSProductions May 19, 2022

Have a Snickers

It means your being a total unreasonable bitch or asshole, and that you need to go do something that will put yourself out of the current situation.

Why is everyone on Facebook today posting all these stupid annoying things? Here, have a Snickers! What the hell crawled up her butt?

by Have a Snickers May 1, 2014

Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered

"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"

by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

Urban Shocker

Urban James Shocker has one of the greatest names of all time. He was born Urbain Jacques Shockcor

Urban Shocker was a great pitcher in his prime and one of the 17 major league pitchers permitted to throw the spitball after it was outlawed following the 1920 season. A congenital heart condition caused an untimely death at age 37.

Urban Shocker's name is kick ass... and I heard he throws a bad ass spitball

by Shockcor November 19, 2006

spocker

Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.

"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"

by Schneidy-Pie March 27, 2005