snarkle

To fart under water then catch the under-water fart bubble in your mouth. (Harder to do in shallow water but equally as rewarding)
Snarkling can involve your aquatic bum-bubbles or those of someone else.

I don't mind a bit of a snarkle in the pool. Or
Caitlin was snarkling yesterday, it was just wrong.

by huddo April 1, 2008

Snarkle

A condescending snarky chuckle

I couldn't help but snarkle when he asked for a bite of my cookie.

by Trebendy February 27, 2015

snarkle

the combination of doggie saliva and snot smeared against a car window or any other glass surface while pressing their face against said surface

My dogs make such a mess on the windows in my car with their snarkle that I hesitate to take them any place!

by auroraprincess January 27, 2012

snorkle piece

a persons nose would be his or her snorkle piece

he busted his snorkle piece

by Shanus October 16, 2005

polynesian snorkle

A sexual act involving a standard snorkle that is perpetrated as follows, the perpetrator male, as is required, inserts penis into a female (or male) if thou is a homosexual, and then proceeds to be oral stimulated to point of combustication. After combustication is achieved the recipient of the "load" is then to insert the snorkle and blow until the "load" is ejaculated out of said snorkle and caught by the perpetrators' mouth.

Lokky: Did you hear about that dude Brendan? He did the polynesian snorkle!
Yukas: Wow dude that's fucked up. It's impossible.

Once thou hath dove the depths of Polynesia with snorkle equpped thou art human no longer.

by PwentUrsin July 9, 2011

Snurkle

The Snurkle is the lesser known, though equally pleasurable, sexual little brother of the Blumpkin. The Snurkle allows a man to perform oral sex on his partner while taking a dump. Only a select few generous, loving, and weirdly horny relationships ever reach this height of intimacy.

"If you think pussy smells bad in the bedroom, you should try the Snurkle"

"Well, that sounds fucking terrible, why would I want to smell anything worse than regular pussy"

by PrincessStefanopolous December 5, 2011

Snorkley

A person that has the tendency(or fetish) to utilize a snorkel by shoving it up the anal cavity of any creature, and inhaling.

"Jim was walking down the street when he was pulled into an alleyway. He was pinned against the wall by a man who had a snorkel on his face. 5 seconds later, it was shoved 10 miles up his ass, with Jim yelling "YOU GODDAMN SNORKLEY!!!!!"

by Larpington Haggitson August 11, 2018