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Sneaky Pints 

The act of going to the pub with one or more colleagues during work hours for beer. The best way to do this is to arrange a false meeting that your boss thinks you're attending while in reality you and the dude from the finance department will be downing pints at an Irish pub.
1 pm Thursday afternoon:

Colleague 1 - "Hey Yuri, don't forget about our 3 o'clock meeting tomorrow with the publishers downtown"

Colleague 2 - "Oh I wouldn't miss that meeting for the world Christian"

3 pm Friday afternoon

Colleague 1 - "Man is this a good Guinness!"

Colleague 2 - "Pints are the best, especially when they are sneaky pints!!!"
Sneaky Pints by elricochico September 17, 2014

Sneaky Spoon 

When you are laying down on your side and someone sneaks up on you for a spoon thus initiating the sneaky spoon.

Usually the sneaker will be the big spoon but not always. Depending on your sneaky skill level, you may be able to pull off a little spoon - sneaky spoon.

It is common courtesy to whisper the term "sneaky spoon" into the person's ear once in position.
"Oh they're laying down...time for a sneaky spoon..."
Sneaky Spoon by Nasharan164 July 11, 2017

Sneaky Jim 

A new slang term for a sketchy person who exhibits predatorial characterstics.
Typically fits the sneaky style (hoodies, sunglasses, etc.)
Man "Hey honey did you see the way that guy looked at you?"

Woman "Yeah, he's a real sneaky Jim"
Sneaky Jim by Mordecca September 12, 2018

Sneaky Lloyd 

The act of stealing a girl's first kiss. It is gender exclusive, and can only be done by a man who has kissed at least one girl before. It finds a new level and meaning when used to describe a "batter" that is Over .500 for taking girls first kisses divided by his total kisswork. Though aggressive and sloppy, it is still wanted which is disgusting.

Synonymous with Sneakin' a Lloyd, it is not meant to be used in a way that makes it sounds like present tense.
Dave: Yo, did you see Kenny pull another Sneak Lloyd last night?

Emilio: Couldn't unsee it if I tried, him and his chick were eating each others faces, it was a spectacle. He looked up at us once, and gave this creepy grin with a Goblin Thumbs Up.

Will: He must have the highest percentage of Sneaky Lloyds of anyone alive, what is it, 8 of the 11 girls he's kissed he's stolen their first? Unreal.

Dave: Haha Jackie's mom caught him Sneakin' a Lloyd with Maggie last week.

Emilio: Oh no, not Maggie, she's a god-damn traffic cone. 9 Sneaky Lloyds!? He IS a Sneaky Lloyd.
Sneaky Lloyd by Graabir Boubi April 27, 2020

sneaky link

a sneaky link can be a sexual or non-sexual experience that nobody knows about. (It usually is a sexual experience)
“my sneaky link rearranged these guts last night
sneaky link by littydreem May 17, 2021

Sneaky Yemenite 

sneaky Jews who descend from Yemen but settled in Great Neck, NY.
Saba: Hey, do you know Roi?

Jesse: Who the Sneaky Yemenite from Great Neck?
Sneaky Yemenite by Rootzoon February 25, 2010