European Sharking

1. A heinous yet undeniable satisfactory act where a man, ussually masked and hooded, qiuetly masturbates unnoticed in a corner until the moment prior to ejaculation, at which point he runs up to an unsuspecting woman and bestows his load upon her face, then sprints away before revenge can be enacted upon him

2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker

3. For another version, see japanese sharking

"Damn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo!"

Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..

by Jakndakster November 2, 2011

snarkicism

1. any criticism delivered in a pointedly sarcastic or rude manner

2. any rude or snarky comment thinly veiled as constructive criticism

The coach, fed up with the team's lack of effort, lobbed snarkicisms at the players.

by auntjenni January 15, 2010

sarkiness

a very dry humoured and sarcastic comment - generally delivered by someone who has a lot of style and insight.

I admire her for her sarkiness and spunk! She has really mentored me well and put me in my place with her sarkiness!

by charming doll December 18, 2011

Snarfing the pooper

The earnest tongue bathing of one's own brownie hopper.

"The cat stopped in the middle of what he was doing to snarf his pooper."

"There are very few careers for which 'snarfing the pooper' would be beneficial to your resume."

by SnarfPooper August 13, 2014

sarkiness

Another spelling of "snarkiness," which refers to the sorts of abusive responses a dumb or poorly considered question or post tends to get in certain forums.

I am prepared so the sarkiness.

by the jerky January 4, 2008

snarling dragon

This is actually an old english sport. it is when a man is getting head and right before he blows his load he crams the bitches head down on his cock and when she chokes on all the semen she blows it out her nostrils and makes a sound kind of like kenny g's saxophone

I say ol chap, that game of snarling dragon was splendiferous i had semen dripping for months!

by nut n butt June 27, 2004

solid snaking

using stealth to pursue or interrogat somebody.Also it can mean to be stealth like in order to find something you probably should not be seeing.being stealthy.

"dude,i was solid snaking in my parents bedroom and found a crap-load of christmas presents!

by michael critelli December 22, 2008