Snifflesnort

The action of sniffling while snorting at the same time. Usually not actually snorting anything, but makes it sound like you are. Usually only used by internet users.

He said he was sniffing drugs, but he was just snifflesnorting.

by Hallowed November 24, 2016

munk snaffler

loves to snort, sniff, suck and inhale (snaffle), simultaneously, the sperm, spunk, man juice (munk), of men.

spunk, sperm, semen, man juice, pearl juice, Underwhelmed, spray, munk snaffler

by Inhumane of UJ July 3, 2009

nerd sniffles

Frequent, mild sickness experienced by gamers and software developers that guzzle coffee, stay up late, never exercise, and so forth. Often mistaken for legitimate illness and disease; nerd sniffles is in fact easily cured by going outside, sleeping well, eating right, going to the gym, and generally not being a nerdy weakling.

Bob: Hey, has anyone seen John? He's been taking a lot of sick days lately...
Chris: He's at home today. He bought a couple more games on Steam the other night and caught a bad case of nerd sniffles.

by MisterGainer May 13, 2014

Symphony of Sniffles

When you travel to Japan, in the midst of winter, and you realise no cunt actually blows their snoz in public.

Lez had taken off his headphones on the subway, to take a break from music, only to be greeted by a ‘symphony of sniffles’.

by Cal94 September 19, 2019

The Six60 Sniffles

When you have a slight cold after standing in the pouring rain at the 2022 Six60 Saturdays Concert at Eden Park

"Gods man I feel awful, I think I have the Six60 Sniffles after the weekend!"

by ZeVol November 20, 2022

snaffle

The act of sniffing a cycle saddle, recently vacated by a woman.

"Warm leather is good leather. That's how to snaffle boy!"

by The Grand Moff May 9, 2004

snarfles

a word of affection, often said in a joking and teasing way. can be used as a goodbye.

Brian: hey what's up honey?
Angelica: not much sweety. sorry i have to go. Snarfles.
Brian:snarfles.

by Irish Ginger February 11, 2010