smurf

To give a man blue balls.

Raheem-"Yo, that bitch just smurfed me!"

or

Peter-"My girlfriend smurfed me last night, that whore."

smurf by Chaz "C-Diddy" B. January 27, 2005

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Smurf is a word used to describe someone that is a member of the Crips.

Stay strapped tonight kid it's all smurfs around there.

Smurf by scartownnnnn January 13, 2009

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A derogatory term referring to people with blue skin.

1) Bob: Hey, did you see Avatar in 3D? It was amazing!
Joe: You mean that movie with the blue aliens? No way I'm seeing any movie about effin' smurfs!

2) Illyria: All I am is what I am. I lived 7 lives at once. I was power and the ecstasy of death. I was god to a god. Now, I'm trapped on a roof. Just one roof, in this time and this place, with an unstable human who drinks too much whiskey and called me a Smurf.
-Angel, Season 5, Episode 17, "Underneath"

smurf by senorita_coconut June 16, 2010

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A DoS attack in which there are three parties: the attacker, the victim, and the intermediary. The victim is usually one entity on the internet. The intermediary is a network of some kind. Basically, the attacker forges the packet headers of ICMP request packets so they look like they're coming from the victim. He directs the packets at the intermediary (network). Every machine on the network must reply to the request, so they all reply, but their replies are directed to the victim. That causes the victim, and the intermediary usually, to suffer network congestion, etc. etc. etc. That's a basic definition, but oh well.

He smurfed that asshole.

smurf by Leetass June 28, 2003