smurf

someone easy to make fun of, likes ugly women, ballz havnt dropped hence the high piched voice and the unabilaty to get laid. starts shit then gets someone else to handle his business. usually seen driving ford tauruses with fat ugly bitches riding shotgun and bumpin' akon with a shitty system. drops his life for a bitch that gives it up the ass cause her dick is bigger than his.

now who u got nigga??????

dont relay on for fights cause people 20 minutes away who dont know u get there faster to help.

nobody bitch.

smurf:ill kick ur ass
mark:SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA A SMURF
smurf:*shuts up and takes the hummiliation like a horrible prison rape scene*

by ur old crew u fagget.... December 29, 2005

smurf

Those little blue dudes that live in toadstools and beat up this randy old guy, even after he gave them one of his bitches to keep!

If I was to choke the shit out of a smurf, what colour would it turn?

by <*}}}}>< November 10, 2003

smurf

The blue reflector things on the street that show where fire hydrants are.

Hey man you just ran over a smurf.

by Megosaurus June 18, 2006

smurf

some 1 who has smoked to much weed and changes colour, mostly a greeny blue. Then they throw up!!!

Hey matty u fuckin smurfed all over me u fuckin dick weed!!!

by needy nob October 17, 2006

smurf

a wet dick slap across the face of a sleeping victim or willing party

dude#1: "dan is asleep. quick dip your dick in some honey and give him a nice sweet smurf!"

by pussy banger May 13, 2005

smurf

To give someone a blow job.

This slut ,Jen, gave Justin and Chalen both a smurf.

by Samsam June 3, 2005

smurf

A DoS attack.

I smurfed his ass!

by louis October 22, 2001