smoopid

A combination of smart and stupid

I guess going down that sewer pipe was smoopid

by rossscottisbeast March 28, 2011

(Sexy) Skorpion

You take a woman from behind (see doggy style) while she makes out with another woman (Spiderman style), who is lying on her back with her legs pointing away from you. You then lean forward while still thrusting and perform oral sex on the second woman. This requires a very long, inhuman torso. But I can do it.

Woman 1: Oh baby, take me from behind, I beg you!

Man: Okay

Woman 2: Sounds good, I'll just make out with woman 1, Spiderman style! Thwbbt

Man: Good thing I have this inhumanly long torso, because now i can pleasure woman 2 like a sexy scorpion, by performing the (sexy) Skorpion

by Earl of Clevwick December 7, 2009

scorpion woman

sexy mind reading vixen. The wife of the zodiac

I can't find a good woman. You need to get you a scorpion woman

by alexis4 November 22, 2011

Smopcorn

Small Popcorn

"I would like a smopcorn please."

by DiaPar July 20, 2017

Scorpio Season

It's the season that covers October 23 through November 21. During this time, Scorpios are the most active in all aspects especially anything involving fuckin, hurling insults, and/or violence. To make Scorpios happy during this season, you can either join them in hurling insults and/or violence or you must get naked for them if they wanna fuck you. They really love fuckin anyday of the week but they love it a lot more during their season.

It's Scorpio Season, run for your life or get ready to fuck!

by Tung Potus November 4, 2019

Scorpion Mains

Scorpion mains are mostly Russians with McBlyat wifi, that get into combat league and spam the death spin. They literally spent 5 days to master the combo that will lead to the crushing blow. They are proud that they win and will often ragequit if they lose their first round. They are by no means good players, but facing a Scorpion main is a challenge since their ping is at least 200ms.

Literally everyone: "Fuck scorpion mains"

by KompotLover February 2, 2020

Scorpio

Scorpios are passionate and loyal to whoever’s in their close circle. They have no fucks to give and don’t let just anyone see their weak side. Maybe no one knows their weak side. SCORPIOS ARE NOT PLAIN EVIL. We’re tired of hearing that. Scorpios get along best with Aries, Taurus, Virgo, Pisces, Scorpios, Aquarius, and a few geminis. Scorpios do NOT get along with- LEOS. Scorpios are most compatible with- TAURUS and SCORPIOS and virgos. Scorpios are prideful in what they are and are just very naturally angry, mysterious people that love to keep people in the dark about fun secrets. Although we kinda love to hear the gossip. If you fuck with a Scorpio and you’re in their close circle, food is NOT gonna get you back in, saying sorry or please a billion times isn’t gonna get you back in, and acting “like old times” is just gonna make them more mad. If you make them upset, it’s for multiple reasons, never just one. It may take months, maybe years for them to trust you again. And don’t question Scorpios either. If you have a Scorpio in your life you should make friends. Unless you’re on their bad list. Buy them food if you’re neutral.

Person: oOoOo! They’re cute. And mysterious... 😍 must be a Scorpio if they’re this flamin. 🌶🔥

by Jeerry March 8, 2021