smorgassbord

A bountiful selection of beautiful women of many shapes, sizes and ethnicities.

There were so many hotties at the party last night, I had a hard time choosing one to hit on - It was a smorgassbord!

by FinkyStingers March 13, 2009

Smörgåsbord

The actual spelling of the word, with Ö being pronounced as "uhh" and Å pronounced as "ohh"
A word that means a shitload of something or many different kinds of said thing

American guy: No way! How many?
Swedish guy: A fucking smörgåsbord my dude!
American guy: What?
Swedish guy: ... A smorgasbord.
American guy: Oohhh
Swedish guy: *dies a little inside*

by Immaturkey September 4, 2018

smorgassbored

A compilation or mish-mash of obscure topics a blogger uses when they are bored or out of good ideas.

"I'm terribly bored today and can't think of anything interesting to say, so here's my smorgassbored of a blog. Hopefully there is something on here you'll find interesting!"

by Michella Bella Donatella July 30, 2008

I-told-you-sorgasm

The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.

Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.

by Planeswalker_ March 31, 2009

Smorgasbord

From Swedish smorgas meaning open sandwich and bord meaning table. A smorgasbord is typically a lunch buffet-style meal containing hors d'oeuvrs, hot and cold meats, smoked and pickled fish, cheese, salads, and relishes.

That smorgasbord was delicious.

by SomeoneWhoIsSpecial August 11, 2010

Snorgasm

What occurs when the Snorgtees ad appears on your computer screen.

Those Snorgtees shirts are ugly but the model was so hot i got a Snorgasm.

by IWFP November 3, 2010

s'morgasm

A s'morgasm is a s'more-like desert, made by placing the chocolate into the marshmallow before roasting it, placing it on the fire, and excluding the graham crackers. So named because it is like a s'more, and it is wonderful.

A good s'morgasm is hot and juicy, and drips when licked.

by Badger1011 July 2, 2009