To slap ones male genitles around the facial features of some unexpecting female.
This can take place whilst oral pleasure being given and the penis being removed and smegging taking place.
This can take place whilst oral pleasure being given and the penis being removed and smegging taking place.
X was givin Y oral pleasure.
Y removes penis from the X's mouth.
Y then slaps X around the face with the penis.
This is the art known as Smegging
Y removes penis from the X's mouth.
Y then slaps X around the face with the penis.
This is the art known as Smegging
by Smegman July 29, 2006
Pronounced (shmeg).
A derivative of the word smegma, which is a buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and penis.
Defined as an asshole, jerk, or douche-bag.
A derivative of the word smegma, which is a buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and penis.
Defined as an asshole, jerk, or douche-bag.
1. That guy literally cock-blocked me... what a smeg!
2. He has the brand on the outside of every article of clothing; what a smeg.
3. Did that smeg just slap that girl?
2. He has the brand on the outside of every article of clothing; what a smeg.
3. Did that smeg just slap that girl?
by Rez B May 31, 2010
by Stephen Cantonwine April 1, 2008
Smeg is an alternate word for Aussie or Smegs for more than one Aussie. To be used in the same way they use Pom , use on a daily basis at home work or leisure.
It can be a term of endearment when used correctly.
It can be a term of endearment when used correctly.
"Hey hows it going Smeg"
"See you Smegs didn't get too many golds in the Olympics this time"
"The Smegs beat the Poms again at cricket"
"See you Smegs didn't get too many golds in the Olympics this time"
"The Smegs beat the Poms again at cricket"
by Nemisis22 August 31, 2008
by smegs February 17, 2005
it is a sagging piece of skin that
connects the main tubular segment of the penis to the flesh sack that holds and supports (scrotum) the sperm producing organs (testies)
connects the main tubular segment of the penis to the flesh sack that holds and supports (scrotum) the sperm producing organs (testies)
by jg July 22, 2004
This is an alternate word for an Aussie or Australian.
To be used in the same way as POM, can be derogatory or a term of endearment.
Smeg or Smegs for plural , this word can be used on an everyday basis at home or work or pleasure, in the same way Smegs use the word POM.
To be used in the same way as POM, can be derogatory or a term of endearment.
Smeg or Smegs for plural , this word can be used on an everyday basis at home or work or pleasure, in the same way Smegs use the word POM.
"Hey I hear the Smegs came sixth in the Olympics"
"You Smegs won the cricket again"
"Pull your head in you Smeg"
"You Smegs won the cricket again"
"Pull your head in you Smeg"
by Nemisis2 August 25, 2008