Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.

I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin

by Mind_surgeon July 2, 2022

spalding

When a man is balding, but still ballin'. A reference to the Spalding brand of basketballs.

Person 1: "Yo, Mr. Jonas is spalding."
Person 2: "Didn't know he had it in him…"

by senro November 29, 2023

scalding cold

When it is really cold outside

Like it is scalding cold outside

by pnmnmorshshttkork February 4, 2025

Spalding

Noun: A popular basketball brand

Verb: An extension from the urban slang use of Malding. A combination of the words Super, Mad, and Balding. Most popularized from the gaming video website www.twitch.tv and the subsequent definition of someone raging in front of a computer screen when any arbitrary triggering event is happening in front of the observing entertainer.

Verb: "Lol, dude is spalding from the L-streak."

Noun: "Hand me that spalding there."

Verb: "Throw that spalding baby."

by IBetterSeeImprovementInMyLife July 25, 2025

smalling

A cuddling technique in which the larger participant of the cuddle wraps their legs around the smaller participants waist and their arms around their neck, essentially putting them in a headlock.
Smalling is real and comfortable.

"who wants to small right now? feeling lonely."
"i love smalling"
"got smalled last weekend -_-"

by sashatheslime May 15, 2025

The Spalding effect

The Spalding effect is that of a coworker on another coworker, one inspiring the other to stop working and leave their job as soon as possible. The individual embodying ‘the spalding effect’ could be described as a bad influence.

‘The Spalding effect was evident amongst the senior members in his new workplace.’

by Verbatim37 September 2, 2025