slurpy snatch

a vagina filled with 7-11 sweet icy drinks

she has such a slurpy snatch today! perfect for this weather.

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slurpy joe

When you secretly replace the coffee creamer with your cum.

I tricked Eric into drinking my Slurpy joe! He loves my new "creamer"

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To mock someone severly. To riddicule someone harshly.

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The appearance of a guy or chick after going down on a girl during her menstrual period. Also known as clown face.

Example: "John ran out of juliet's room with a slurpy face!!!!"

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What you find under a fat person's neck.

When grandma comes to visit my job is to clean her slurpy dough.

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A slurpy purpy is when you twist someone’s nips real hard then suck on there nuts. Before you suck on there nuts put em in ya butt

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It’s like another word for blowjob but the blowjob was received for a small amount of time

“Yeah man she had to go cause her parents were about to find out she wasn’t home but she gave me the slurpy mcslurp”

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