sloth

Slang for getting super stoned.
Another term for any super lazy stoners.

Yo dude that nug got me so sloth.
Dude Peacock is so sloth right now.
I always comes to school so slothed I hope my teachers don"t catch on.
That guy is such a sloth lets go meet him.
Dude this weed gets you so sloth.

by lunkmaster April 30, 2010

Sloth

1. (Noun.) A tree pedophile / person whom makes sexual references and chooses actions that seem awkward at the time but innocent when looked back upon. Sloth Bitches are white chicks who pretend to be whores.
2. (Verb) To Sloth - to slowly walk along side another individual and grasp them with your legs and arms (hands in a closed fingered and cuffed position) while making a small and throaty wailing noise. Commonly used with middle school attention whores.
3. (adjective) A way to describe someone who is weird as fuck but is so fun to be around.

1. HEY MOM, CAN WE GO SEE THE TREE PEDOPHILES?

Person 1: Dude, did you see that bitch ask me about my man boobs?

Person 2: She was a total sloth.

Person 1: What a sloth bitch.
2. Student: Hey teacher, is it okay if I sloth you?

Teacher: AHHH HELL NO
3. Omigod, Courtney, you are totally sloth.

by Slothay100 April 28, 2013

Sloth

An extremely unnattractive female; see Sloth Caboose

"Damn that fatty out front the movie theater was one sloth-ass bitch."

by Rob Engle September 19, 2005

Sloth

Dense slow moving fart that give you to to exscape the mustard gas effect.

I dropped a sloth in the isle way at the grocery store, the guy behind me walked through the sloth and choked and gasped for fresh air as the potent fart filled his lungs.

by Thomas broadway April 13, 2017

sloth

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Stone Cold Steve Austin looks like Sloth from The Goonies

by Luigi February 8, 2005

sloth

The slowest animal ever, it moves so slow that mold grows in its fur. They only go to the bathroom once a month because of low energy and they listen to ac/dc. They are hunted by the harpy eagle. They are about the size of a small dog, they either have 2 toes on each hand or 3. They come in many different colors from grey to a blondish color. they hang upside down in rainforest trees. To defend themselfs they use their sharp claws(toes). Sloths have very different facial features, a light color in the middle and the eyes are outlined in a dark color with a dark nose.

Okay so i made up the ac/dc part but sloths still rock. Save the rainforest, save sloths!

by Jearcy January 22, 2005

Sloth

A rather large not-to-well-known species of humans who are slightly slower than most. They lack what is commonly known as fubbiness (fubby). (If i had a gal i would dedicate this to her!!)

Hey that kid is 3.602 miles behind us.He's a sloth!!

by Noot(er) October 7, 2004