To have the top side of your penis(when erect) patted or repeatedly slapped making you throb or cum
( it might cause you to moan or groan)
( it might cause you to moan or groan)
I gave him a slapdick after and his cock started jumping around shooting out cum It was so fucking funny I sucked the rest of the cum out of his tip
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Slowdicking (verb)
Definition:
To "slowdick" is the art of embracing a leisurely, unhurried approach towards tasks, decisions, or actions, often resulting in delays or procrastination. Just like the laid-back charm of a sloth, slowdicking entails taking an inordinate amount of time, seemingly savoring each moment, as if there's an abundance of it.
Definition:
To "slowdick" is the art of embracing a leisurely, unhurried approach towards tasks, decisions, or actions, often resulting in delays or procrastination. Just like the laid-back charm of a sloth, slowdicking entails taking an inordinate amount of time, seemingly savoring each moment, as if there's an abundance of it.
Usage:
"I can't believe he's slowdicking again on choosing a gift for his girlfriend; her birthday is tomorrow!"
"Instead of starting early, I found myself slowdicking through the entire morning routine, and now I'm running late."
"She's known for slowdicking on major life choices, contemplating every possibility before making a move."
"I can't believe he's slowdicking again on choosing a gift for his girlfriend; her birthday is tomorrow!"
"Instead of starting early, I found myself slowdicking through the entire morning routine, and now I'm running late."
"She's known for slowdicking on major life choices, contemplating every possibility before making a move."
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That Pete is some slapdick. He was shanking balls left and right on the range and cursing and accused the kid in the cart barn of stealing his head cover. What a "slapper."
by nickytheshoe October 2, 2025
Get the Slapdick mug.A dork; someone who sucks at their job and golf but does not realize it, dresses bad, is likely ugly and/or short and has no true sense of self. treats the bag boy at a country club like shit because he was always picked on and treated like shit as a kid in school
That Pete is some slapdick. He was shanking balls left and right on the range and cursing and accused the kid in the cart barn of stealing his head cover. What a "slapper."
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Me and this girl last night were doing some pretty kinky stuff until she asked for me to perform a Lagyna Sloplick on her.
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