slipknot

Arguably the most mallcore pseudo-metal (not nu, children, because that implies mainstream metal, whereas Slipknot is rock) band on the planet. Essentially talentless, this Iowa-based hard rock band incorporates a NEW N XTREME(!!1) approach to music by consisting of an unconventional 9 members, attempting to cover up their all-around mediocrity. The instrumentals are typically poorly done but blended well with all the rest, the drumming being as weak as the lyrics, and Corey (the vocalist) can often be heard panting in between shouts due to his dismal lack of physical fitness. On the topic of genres, Slipknot is often incorrectly labeled a metal band because their instrumentals and vocals do not resemble that of Tom Petty, and their mask gimmick was stolen from GWAR, a joke metal band that really isn't that bad. Synonymous with "poser", "mallgoth", "faggotry" and a number of other unsavory words that are more or less implied.

Chris to friend: Yeah, I just pre-ordered a copy of Aes Dana - Formors from Oaken Shield.
Friend: The shipping on that's a bitch. Goddamned intercontinental...
Chris: *Nods head* It's worth it though. They're a fucking amazing black metal ba--
Random maggot: OMGDUDE SLIPKNOT IS THE BEST DEATH METAL BAND EVER YOU PUSSY LISTEN TO THEM INSTEAD

by Chris Zewe September 22, 2005

the slipknot maneuver

while the penis is flaccid, you are able to bend and twist it into a knot, either for sexual pleasure or curiosity.

"yea man, she gave me the slipknot maneuver last night, hurt like hell."

by dreadwood March 8, 2021

anti-slipknot

The self proclaimed "true" metalheads. Probably think they invented metal since they assume they are the ones who decide what is metal. Most do it to feel superior or because their "true" metalhead friends do it.

"true" metal: Haha you listen to slipknot you don't know what true metal is!!
Dead Inside: What do you mean I don't know what true metal is? I listen to Arch Enemy, Slayer, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Sepultura, Rammstein, Brujeria, Killswitch Engage, Moonspell, etc. What were you saying again?
* "true" metalhead left *

by Dead Inside October 15, 2004

slipknot

A awesome band. Better before there newest album. 9 man band who know one can copy.

Met 3 members Cory, Chris and Paul.

Nice guys.

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"Man I saw Slipknot, and they are Kick ass!"

by Jillthemaster August 21, 2004

Slipknot

A worthless Numetal band from Des Moines, Iowa. Owned by Roadrunner records, a local branch of Universal. Essentially meaningless, repetetive, commercially produced noise, with 9 fat guys who wear masks and boiler suits as a sales gimmick, and have absolutely no musical talent whatsoever. They don't even own their own music - Universal does. If Universal wanted to sue somebody for downloading a Slipknot song, there is absolutely nothing the band can do about it. I don't even understand why everyone wants to fellate Joey Jordison so much. So what, he's fast. I can beat on two barrels with impressive speed, trust me. He just can't hold a rythm worth a damn. Try listening to Iron Maiden, Metallica, or SOMEBODY with some damn talent, you tools.

Me: Slipknot sucks.
Typical maggot: wtf!!! slipknto will slit ur fuckin throat u fag
Me: Manowar will fuck you up the ass, prison bitch.
Typical maggot:(Sounds of grunting and skin slapping) ohhhh god nooooo!

by Delthryn February 25, 2005

anti-slipknot

Because they're complete sellouts. Listen to some real music that isn't made up of the same chords, and isn't about slitting your wrists or hating your parents. Try some Opeth, In Flames, Amon Amarth, or Emperor.

Slipknot are a bunch of money hungry corporate rock whores.

by inflames666 December 8, 2003

slipknot

When the popular rapcore band known as Slipknot burst forth from the dry flatlands of Iowa, the world never knew they were in for the ride of their life until they got the first taste of Slipknot's brutally beautiful metal. While Slipknot's music is bashed by many other metal artists, one cannot deny that a band that pretty much pioneered their style in the 90's cannot suck to an unbearable level.
With dark, unusual and hauntingly original music, disturbing masks, and crazy shows, Slipknot has often been called the best metal band in the world. Named the best live band of 2005 by MTV, they certainly know how to kick it up a notch in some of the most memorable live performances since KISS.
Slipknot is not an iffy band you love them or you don't- this is not a conceited statement, but meant literally-they produce a sound that can either wear your nerves or tame them-no in-the-middle gray areas.
Corey Taylor has belted out the vocals for all the records except for one record, in which Anders did the vocals for- Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.- a more death-metalish sound resulting. Joey Jordison does drumming, Mick Thomson on lead guitar, James Root on Rythym Guitar, Sid Wilson on Turntables, Paul Gray on Bass ,Chris Fehn for custom Percussion, Craig Jones with Samples/media, and Shawn Crahan on custom percussion.

Corey Taylor( vocalist for Slipknot):"You don't sell out concerts, meet millions of fans and go platinum if your music sucks. Period."

Popular quote, good point. Period.

by NostalgiaSucks July 16, 2006