slimy bentley

when a dude covers his penis with molasses and proceeds to have anal sex

at first she just wanted the normal stuff, but after a few drinks she was ready for a slimy bentley

by marmalade drexel August 19, 2009

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slimy jonathon

When a woman hocks a loogie on a mans dick and the man shoves it in her ear

Bro I just slimy jonathoned that chick and she is scarred for life

by The info dude December 4, 2015

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Slimy Sock

Its when you ejaculate in a sock (preferably cotton) multiple time and you run up to someone who is sleeping or just walking in the street and Pimp Smack them in the face with it.

Guy1 : *walking normaly in the street*
Guy2: Runs up and hits him with a sock.
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS ON MY FACE!?
Guy2: You just got... Slimy Socked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Jewish Emu June 3, 2011

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slimy whore

A bitch that is fucked, beaten and shitted on my a dead whale. Is then payed with a bucket of horse urine mixed with gorilla sperm.

You slimy whore!

by Aeroed May 20, 2016

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slimy scrotum

A mixed drink, consisting of a shot of any alcohol in which the bartender's testicles have been dipped.

Girl 1: "I'll have a Sex on the Beach."
Girl 2: "Hmm, what should I have?"
Barkeep: "How about a slimy scrotum?"
Girls 1 and 2: "What's that?!"
Barkeep: "A shot of whatever you like and I dip my boys in it."

by EAT DA POO POO November 30, 2010

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Slimy Ste

Slimy Ste's will trick you into thinking they're the one when really they're just fuck boys in disguise. They LOVE their egos to be brushed and will play their current girlfriend and ex off against each other so that they can have their cake and eat it with both of them. The cherry ontop of the cake is that even though everyone's getting a piece of his sausage... it's honestly not even all that. Don't cry about a Slimy Ste move on and be thankful that you're free.

'Eee don't touch that Slimy Ste you don't know where he's been.'
'that Slimy Ste loves a double dip'

by DoneGirl August 13, 2019

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