sleep

what normal people complain about doing to much of and insomniacs like me beg for.

GET SOME

normal ppl: oh no!!! i slept in im gonna be soo late!!! eww i look gross!!!!!

insomniacs: WHY WOULD YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT SLEEP?!?! I AM A ZOMBIE AND YOU ARE THE ONE COMPLAINING?!?!

insomniac then goes crazy and kills the complaining norm :(

by TABISAUR November 13, 2011

sleep

An extremely serious medical condition that occurs due to a lack of caffiene, glucose, taurine, but most likely all of the above. Symptoms of this condition include very low brain function, loss of brain function, and complete blindness for the duration of the symptoms.

Tom: I think I might sleep...
Harry: No! Not you too buddy! Have another can of Red Bull.

by matchsticky July 8, 2011

sleep

overrated, yet necessary if you'd like to function semi-normally for about 5 hours per day.

by Siberian Monkey Doo September 28, 2003

sleep

What is this "sleep" you speak of?

"Go to sleep"? Is that like going to church?

by B-Drac November 8, 2003

sleep

Verb/Action

Lying still ( usually in the dark) for an extended period of time (varying in each circumstance) until consciousness dissipates. Cognition can then return in several different ways; First occuring naturally, after an indeterminate amount of time, depending on an individuals sleep cycle and biorhythm. Secondly, it can manually be regained through use of an alarm either with a clock, a watch, or a phone. Lastly awareness of perception can be retrieved prematurely though abrupt, obnoxious external auditory and/or physical means, being the least likely of ways anyone would prefer to wake up.

I'm going to go to sleep now... GOD FUCKING HELP YOU IF YOU FUCKING WAKE ME UP BEFORE 12. Good night.

by Insomnatic June 7, 2013

sleep

sleep is for the weak

sleep when youre dead

by Clinton d September 29, 2009

sleep

To let your guard down on someone weather the confrontation is physical or a matter of trust;to unconciously remove doubt about someone who isnt worthy of your confidence

Not for nothing, jax is being real shady..dont sleep on her.

by ShadesCorner December 28, 2005