sweb

sweb is a pedophile who loves gore

Peter is a sweb, Peter needs help

by swebex March 21, 2022

skebe

Horny. From Japanese sukebei.

Hey skebe girl, wanna make out?

by Mimbul May 8, 2007

skeeboaten

A word of Czechoslovakian origin, "skeeboaten" is used as an exclamatory.

"Oh skeeboaten!!!" "Dont grab me from behind like that!"

by Leps May 14, 2008

Skeebes

Something you get from slutty girls named Erica

I woke up and my cock itch fucking erica gave me skeebes

by Fat Ho Bag Nicole May 6, 2008

skeeball

(v.) To fall on your nuts while on a slippery surface and then slide across the surface while still positioned on your nuts.

(Winter Olympics male figure skating event)

Announcer: ...and there goes Mark with his signature mooove... *jump* *slip* *THUD* *slide* *WHAM* Owww! My goodness! Not only did he fell, he landed on his organs of manhood and then skeeballed across the ice and straight into the wall! Now that really has got to hurt! Well, there goes Mark's third chance to go for gold along with his ability to reproduce!

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Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by Mark H August 30, 2006

skeeba

I've got 3 words... "Smile and Nod" baby!

Skeeba? Skeeba, skeeba? Skeeba!!!

by Courtney Richards February 8, 2004

Skeboism

A rare condition causing hands to swell and t-shirt to become gray and sweaty.

Other symptoms include:

-Desperate need of friends
-Loving of snakes and all other reptiles
-Over-excessive whining
-Knack of showing up completely unwanted
-Deepening and Loudening of voice, uncontrolled boasting of irrelevent topics (Mostly Halo and/or Halo 2)
-Sudden interest in Halo, and the studying of it's maps

Recently at the beach, all of our Skeboism senses started tingling, and lo and behold, he was ten feet away, sitting in a car, watching us...

by LCD... August 6, 2006