sorry bout it

1. A faux apology which serves as an adequate defense against any multitude of allegations. Displays not only a complete disregard with respect to any responsibility for one's behavior, but also an entitlement to continue such a course of action without fear of the consequences.

Works well in conjunction with the phase "YOLO"

2. A phrase which can serve to mean nothing in particular, except the fact that one is intoxicated and currently care-free. Generally used by college age females in a most annoying manner.

Courtney: Nick! we've been together for a year and I just tested positive
Nick: sorry bout it

Tom: dude I don't remember anything, did I drive last night?
Me: yeah we talked you into it
Tom: WTF?!
Me: Sorry bout it

Drunk girl 1: Vodka shots sorry bout it
drunk girl 2: SORRY BOUTTT IT!!!

by badyoungtom October 11, 2012

Sorry For My Bad English

Sorry for my bad english /
Sorry for my english

Is the line that educated people all over the world that aren't aware of their own possible mistakes put before their messages, for other people to not criticize them or judge their message hardly because of bad grammar, grammatical conjugation, spelling, strange paragraph formatting, etc.

Hi. Sorry for my bad english. Are there still apples on the basket, or have you eat them all?

by santropedro March 25, 2016

sorry! an unexpected error has occurred!

what happens on myspace when shit messes up.

always happens at the worst time when you REALLY want to log in to your account..... cause OMG you need to see if anyone has commented on your "cool new pix."

damn... another sorry! an unexpected error has occurred! wtf.... i need to click this again, and again, and again!!! sorry my ass!!!

by little ray ray December 29, 2008

I'm sorry you feel that way

The typical bullshit, don't give a fuck, patronizing response from an "authority" when you tell them what you really think.

Worker: "This job isn't worth the gas it takes me to drive my car in every morning, the shit I put up with should never have to be tolerated by any human being. This job's for the fuckin' birds."

Boss: "I'm sorry you feel that way."

by SpeedyG123 February 27, 2010

sorry ass nigga

Mark ass nigga. Not trying to go anywhere in life. Not trying to do shit.

Sorry ass nigga been living in the same town his whole and not trying to be shit.

by pt80 February 11, 2009

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.

Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

by J. Avery Esq. February 23, 2008

Sorry, I'm bad at texting

A phrase commonly used by women when they have been bombarded with texts that they do not want to answer. This is usually used when a man is pursuing a woman and the woman does not share the same feelings for the man.

Arthur: Hey! What's up?

30 minutes pass

Arthur: Did I say something wrong?

Francine: Sorry, I'm bad at texting

by Gregor Sanchez May 30, 2011