Skee Skirt

To take off quick in a car and chirp the tires on the pavement, or to leave somewhere quickly.

I was riding dirty minding my own business when the cops tryed to pull me over, so I hit the gas and Skee Skirted on them!

by Cutty925 February 4, 2010

Skee yeet

A phrase many Hicks, rednecks, country folk, or wanna be country people use when they get excited about something, or excited in general.

Someone: *dares me to jump off a cliff*

Me: *jumps* SSSKEE YEEEEEETtttt....
*Skee yeet

by NeonGhostWolf December 2, 2019

Skee you

A call meaning: holler at me biatch.

I gave a skee you to the hoe.

by Xander November 4, 2004

Skee Yee

Stereotypical redneck exclamation. It's the "hell yeah" for country folk

"I just caught me the biggest deer y'all have ever seen"
"skee yee boy! Kick her down one time"

by skeeyeeboi February 7, 2017

Zeedep-skee

A guy with horrible luck in general, specifically with women. A zeedep-skee is only attracted to crazy women and lets these women walk all over him because he feels bad for them, but in the end, the Zeedep-skee is the one to be pitied.

When you want to see your girlfriend, but your car has broken down (random, bad luck problem) and she gets angry with you... and you apologize for your car breaking down...you're a Zeedep-skee.

by Fergrim May 30, 2004

Skee-lo

A short man. This is derived from the song "I wish", where a man wishes he was a "little bit taller" and "a baller". The artist's name was "SKEE-LO" hence the term skee-lo.

"Girl... did you see that FINE specimen of a man?! BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT HOUSE!!! Too bad he's a skee-lo"

by Jae Spence March 15, 2005

Skee Ball

Skee Ball, also referred to as Ski Balling, occurs when after masturbating, a Male accidentally ejaculates onto himself in a notable way. This is reminiscent of the popular arcade game skee ball. For instance, the Belly Button may be like the center rings that are fairly easy to hit. Whereas the eyes or mouth are thought of like the seemingly unobtainable high corner pockets.

Dude, I Skee Balled myself so bad last night. I still can't open my eye.

by Kevin Sarzo September 23, 2010