I was riding dirty minding my own business when the cops tryed to pull me over, so I hit the gas and Skee Skirted on them!
by Cutty925 February 4, 2010
A phrase many Hicks, rednecks, country folk, or wanna be country people use when they get excited about something, or excited in general.
by NeonGhostWolf December 2, 2019
by Xander November 4, 2004
by skeeyeeboi February 7, 2017
A guy with horrible luck in general, specifically with women. A zeedep-skee is only attracted to crazy women and lets these women walk all over him because he feels bad for them, but in the end, the Zeedep-skee is the one to be pitied.
When you want to see your girlfriend, but your car has broken down (random, bad luck problem) and she gets angry with you... and you apologize for your car breaking down...you're a Zeedep-skee.
by Fergrim May 31, 2004
A short man. This is derived from the song "I wish", where a man wishes he was a "little bit taller" and "a baller". The artist's name was "SKEE-LO" hence the term skee-lo.
"Girl... did you see that FINE specimen of a man?! BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT HOUSE!!! Too bad he's a skee-lo"
by Jae Spence March 16, 2005
Skee Ball, also referred to as Ski Balling, occurs when after masturbating, a Male accidentally ejaculates onto himself in a notable way. This is reminiscent of the popular arcade game skee ball. For instance, the Belly Button may be like the center rings that are fairly easy to hit. Whereas the eyes or mouth are thought of like the seemingly unobtainable high corner pockets.
by Kevin Sarzo September 22, 2010