The good ol' plank o' wood. A skateboard is NOT a toy; it's a part of your fucking life, bro. Cruise to school, bomb hills, haul ass, eat shit, and learn a thing or two from and on your board. A skateboard has always been there. Get on and forget all the bullshit; enjoy the ride. You CANNOT use a skateboard as a fashion sense; if you do, you're a shithead. Thrash everything in sight and ride until you die.
Fuck doing homework. I have my skateboard.
Fuck doing drugs. I have my skateboard.
Fuck all this bullshit. I have my skateboard.
Fuck doing drugs. I have my skateboard.
Fuck all this bullshit. I have my skateboard.
by Fuck Love, Snort Drugs December 15, 2012
Stereo types aside, it's just a thing that some people like doing. Frowned upon by cops, business owners, and midle aged rich stuck up Bitchy women. You get kicked out of anywhere you can think off by just skating flatground.
HEY! THERES NO SKATEBOARDING HERE. YOUR DAMAGING THAT LEDGE!!!
But, we're skating flatground, though.
THATS IT, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
But, we're skating flatground, though.
THATS IT, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
by 75283skate March 07, 2011
1. A wooden object connected to two metal axels and wheels. Used for transportation and fun.
2. To use the object known as a skateboard.
2. To use the object known as a skateboard.
by RJ Chica Chica DEE August 29, 2003
A piece of wood with wheels and a simple turning system, that has the magical power to bring fun and pleasure to millions around the world. It also should be used for fun and not to look "cool".
guy one: "hey look at me I'm so cool, I'm carrying a skateboard, that must mean I am really adventurous and wild"
guy two: "you suck"
guy two: "you suck"
by howangrol August 28, 2008
The best damn sport around. No coaches, no team. A big thanks to ESPN, Slim Jim and every other corporation for ruining what we have.
by Bekim Hatchet Wound November 05, 2002
one who rides a skateboard and has fun doing it. skaters can be any kind of person; punk, prep, jock, criminal, nerd... whatever. skateboarding has room for all kinds of people, and most of us won't discriminate based on anything but your love for skateboarding.
however, since skateboarding has recently rocketed in popularity, it has now become 'cool'. so now, you have to deal with those who are only doing it to be 'cool'. these people are not really skateboarders.
if you are the other kind of skater (the for real one, and you know who you are) i have some words of wisdom for you. when you get kicked out of a skatespot, don't mouth off to the cops no matter how much of an idiot they really are. if skaters want to get accepted in todays world (which seems impossible right now) then we need to act like civilized people. if thats how we act, that's how we'll be treated, which means less getting kicked out of skate spots and more riding of the skateboard.
however, since skateboarding has recently rocketed in popularity, it has now become 'cool'. so now, you have to deal with those who are only doing it to be 'cool'. these people are not really skateboarders.
if you are the other kind of skater (the for real one, and you know who you are) i have some words of wisdom for you. when you get kicked out of a skatespot, don't mouth off to the cops no matter how much of an idiot they really are. if skaters want to get accepted in todays world (which seems impossible right now) then we need to act like civilized people. if thats how we act, that's how we'll be treated, which means less getting kicked out of skate spots and more riding of the skateboard.
skateboarders are usually non-competative people, because competition in skateboarding is fairly low-key; its not really taken seriously. ESPN tried to make it into some dramatic rivalry between the top skaters when in fact they are all friends just goofing around. there's no hating.
by karl July 30, 2004
by Anonymous November 01, 2003