sitch p

a cigarette where pieces of tobacca are torn off in order to support the smoking of marijuana in a popper bottle so the weed doesn't just fall through the tube

"Hey bro pass the "sitch p" i want to pack a popper.

by Brian Simmonds September 29, 2006

Totes Awk Sitch

Totally Awkard Situation.

First penned by Melbourne's Lazy. Too lazy to say the extended version. Also implented by cycling group MGCK.

Ellen- OMG i can't believe we just ran in to your ex. and his new gf.

Zoe- I knooooow.

Joely and Char- waah Totes awk sitch!

by Joelywh May 14, 2007

Sitchassdown

To combine the words "sit your ass down" into a single fluid word. Originally coined by Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes on a Plane.

Screw this, I'm leaving.

SITCHASSDOWN!

by Brian Tsai November 25, 2007

sitch

Abbreviated form of Siciliano, also an insulting synonym sor dishonesty or moochiness.

I can't believe that signora Caccese took all the mints from the bowl, whadda Sitch move!

by primazenobi June 25, 2008

sitcheeAshun

It is simply the word "situation" spelled funny!

"We are in a very tight sitcheeAshun,fellas"

by Nina March 6, 2005

sitcrit

Situation critical.

Brian is sitcrit, and we need to find him a bathroom immediately.

by beverlyfreakinwhite June 27, 2009

Sitcom Relationship

A hearsay relationship that is either too comical or too unrealistic to be true and comes off as pretentious and make-belief

Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions

"Dude my gf, actually wore a maid outfit and cat ears and watched anime with me"

"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"

by KyZhar July 25, 2022