someone who drives Chevys, drinks Budweiser, listens to Nickelback, votes Republican, and basically does absolutely NO thinking on their own, at all, just does/thinks/believes what advertising/media tells them.
My sister just got her third Dachsund and of course named it a people name: Charles; total lame yuppie-wannabe. And then Carl just bought a pickup truck, and of course it's a Chevy, his fourth one, cause he's an "All American", like the commercials tell him. He also had Nickelback blasting when he pulled up in it, and had a case of shitty Budweiser beer in the truck. God, my sister and my friend are both such a couple of simpletons.
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She attempted to call a lady in Wal-Mart a fat bitch who yells at her poor kids except she wrote porr and bich. What a simpleton!!
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A person who is felt to be extra deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.
A person who is felt to be extra deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.
Your simpletonnessness astounds me
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She has simpletic systems in place so her house never gets cluttered.
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Once I got a more simpletic meal plan I was able to lose weight because it was so easy to follow.
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The blonde-haired boy dogged the boys because every time we go out he decides to get his dick wet instead of kicking back with the boys, he is now and forever will be branded a simpleton.
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