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simplism

The philosophy of living life without owning more than one needs regardless of the financial value of their current belongings that include selective social connections with people and recreational choices.
I follow a philosophical lifestyle called simplism where I own what i need , enjoy contacts with others and the environment in a way that makes me happy regardless of the price of possession or experience so long as it makes me satisfied and happy.
by phiandme June 4, 2019
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syphilis maximus

Greek: One who was the originator of the venerial diseases Syphilis
Previously thought to have mutated from the Treponema pallidum bactirium it has recently been uncovered that Syphilis saw its genesis in the anius of John Tomlinson after ass to ass homosexual contact with a one night stand he picked up from Legends gay club Raleigh NC, therefore John IS "Syphilis Maximus"
by JDMerk September 28, 2006
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snyphilis

A common form of STD contracted by frequenting gentlemans clubs and letting the skank ass ho's rub up on yo' ass.
i went to the slippery n*pple the other day. all of the girls dancing there had red pimples around their mouth. now i have them all over my p*n*s. my doctor says i need to start thinking with my other head if i want to survive for a few more years....damn tequila.
by Trick Daddy December 1, 2003
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Syphilis

The classiest of STDs. One is said to see a bow-tie on this STD when examined under a microscope.
"That hoe is so classy she must have syphilis".
by Matt Van Natta September 16, 2010
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Syphilis Seth

A person with a virtual STD otherwise known as I never get off of Facebook Syndrome.
My roommate is such a Syphilis Seth he never turns his stupid computer off.
by $Dolla $ D. $ Milli.$ October 26, 2009
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syphilisified

The status of having syphilis. Even though it is treatable, the damage is irreversible. Be careful your penis may fall off.

Ps. It is highly contagious. Commonly found in immortal human being and James Bond. Watch out bitches!
James Bond has been syphilisified.

Oh! Snap! That bitch be totally fucking syphilisified.
by wochebok October 8, 2014
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syphilis tsunami

Who doesn't love a good syphilis tsunami?
by TheFuckingLizardKing September 19, 2017
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