Siberian Bobsled

When a man has sex with a woman at the top of a stairway "doggy style," he has her facing the stairs and holding onto the top step. When about to about to come to climax, the man kicks out the woman's arms out from under her and rides her down the stairs bobsled style. The vibrations from the stairs cause an unparalleled orgasmic experience.

Warning: this sex act may cause damage to said woman's face.

Bill: I rode Kathy down the stairs last night Siberian bobsled style.

John: You probably won't need sex for another month

Fred: good thing Kathy's face was already busted, it would have been a shame to do that to Amy

by febuaryX July 4, 2009

Siberian Taco

The stretched out pussy lips that even when at ease can comfortably cover an entire man's face from chin to forehead and ear to ear.

Yeah bro, I have confession to make, the reason I have acne all over my face is because the other day your chick face sat on me and damn near suffocated me with her siberian taco.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Siberian tug of war

Two individuals, both sharing a strand of anal beads that are inserted into their anus, playing "tug of war" with the anal beads.

Jim and Frank love to engage in a game of Siberian tug of war every Saturday night.

by Khm3 July 27, 2016

Soldier in Siberia

When you put a warm beer in the freezer to cool it down.

Q: "Was that your last beer bob?"

A: "Nope, I got a Soldier in Siberia."

by RotGut Stone-Liver June 14, 2009

simmer

To cook over low-heat!

What temperature are you cooking the chicken and dumplings?
I am letting it simmer!
Oh, so you are cooking it slowly over low-heat!

by david faustino October 21, 2012

slow simmer

When one defecates into a frying pan (or any other stove top accessory) and turns the stove on low overnight whilst the unsuspecting slumbering owners/residents are asleep unknowing of the demise of their kitchen. The smell lasts a few days depending on the duration of the "simmer"

Ryan decided that an "upper decker" was too juvenile, so he decided to pull a "slow simmer" to his good friend Dave.

by Rommie May 29, 2008

Siberian faux shart

Because of the below freezing temperatures, a wet fart in Siberia is in danger of freezing post sphincter relaxation and creating the impression one has just sharted

Boris was scared he had just sharted his pants, but he soon realised that he has just done a wet fart that had frozen instantaneously. 'Wow', Boris conclued, 'thats what they call a Siberian faux shart'.

by JSquizzle August 25, 2004