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salty cuban

Male ejaculating on the face of passed-out partners face, then applying partners shaved pubic hair to aforementioned semen. The resulting combination of seamen and pubic hair to resemble a Cuban exile arriving in Florida after a extended time on the ocean.
Last night I gave her a "Salty Cuban"
by millboy May 31, 2013
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Salty Shade

Throughing shade in a manner that makes people salty.
Wow you just through some salty shade.
by MeIsHere December 31, 2017
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Salty lugi

To blow your load into your partner's nose then she/he snorts it up their nostril. It will then make it's way in their mouth acting like a lugi.
As I was about to blow my load in her mouth, I pulled out and shot it up her nose to give her a salty lugi.
by Furious hitman69 October 24, 2019
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Silly Wearer

noun. (see also Hipsters Sho Hos Frails )

1. A person purposely sporting clothing that looks so fashionable it's verging on silly.

2. A person wielding clothing or accessories that are designed to serve specific functions, in an ironic or trendy way.

See: Messenger bags, Fixed Gear bikes, glassless spectacles, Barbour jackets.

3. Persons so dedicated to acquiring the status of "an individual" they will follow the current hipster trends without question or hesitation. They will wear the clothes Vice magazine says they should wear, drink in the bars their favorite blogs tell them to, and walk around Shoreditch with an air of smugness only attainable by those in the knowledge that they are the coolest they could possibly be.

Serious Silly Wearers can also be seen sporting ironic moustaches and silly haircuts to further distance themselves from mainstream cliche's.
"See that guy over there with his bare ankles on display because he's rolled up his skinny jeans and isn't wearing socks with those brown leather loafers? Yeah, he's a silly wearer."
by SafeCoolOk November 9, 2009
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Salty pie

A sex position involving two individuals rubbing each others body with theirs, with cum; most often seamen.
We should try doing a salty pie onight
by Johnny S. February 5, 2019
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salty blowfish

The salty blowfish is a sexual act a man performs on a woman. In this sexual act once a man ejaculates in a woman, he goes down on her to suck his sperm out of her so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH" Scott A. Hall. New London, Ohio
Would you love me if I performed the salty blowfish on you?
by KRACKEDBACKKID May 29, 2019
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London Silly Nannies

According to Family Guy, the worst American Football team in Europe.
"We're selling your contract, and the only team that'll buy it is the worst team in the league, the London Silly Nannies."
by CheyenneTheBrave July 24, 2012
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