Silk Out

To silk out, to leave a social engagement early or fall asleep whilst still there.

Jonny's so lame, he silked out at the party last night.

Hey guys I'm gonna have to silk out I'm afraid my mum says it's past my bedtime.

Don't invite Jimmy he'll only silk out again.

by HuanShong123 October 12, 2009

Mr Silk

A nickname given to someone who is suave and charming to almost legendary proportions. Particularly apt if individual in question has been known to attract such specemins as scabby 17 year old tracksuit wearing chavs, whose only career prospects are that they might be promoted to toilet duty if they work hard for five years.

Also known to attract older women.

When drunk, however, a potential Mr Silk must lose his posh accent, not to mention the suave, and utter such classic lines as "Look at her arse" whilst drinking copious amounts of Stella Artois.

Particularly good nick-name if your potential Mr Silk is a Ginger.

Mr Silk: "Do you come here often?"
Victim: "Ah, Mr Silk, Thou playest me like a lute."

by Pippy Longstocking August 22, 2006

vanilla silk

Drinking so much vanilla extract that your jizz tastes like vanilla. You then make sure to cum in her mouth, allowing her to taste the deliciousness.

My boy friend said that he bought an entire bottle of vanilla extract, i hope he is going to use it to vanilla silk me.

by RoboC0P November 17, 2011

Corn silk

1) The fine hair around a woman's butthole.
2) The silky strands found when husking an ear of corn.

1) She had so much corn silk, giving her a rim-job was like flossing.

2) If you get a Brazilian wax, they take everything, even your corn silk!

3) My least favorite part of husking corn is removing the corn silk.

by KL&JH April 24, 2013

Silk Swipe

A wipe of one’s asshole with toilet paper that is completely clean and glides through the cheeks silky smooth. The byproduct of a clean pinch also known as a silk dook.

Man I love a silk swipe. What a time saver.

Fortunately my diet has been spot on lately and only silk swipes. I was so tired of swamp ass and the skid marks.

by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020

Silk Sock

A smooth, non-ribbed condom.

She won’t let me do her unless I’m wearing a silk sock.

The silk sock feels for lifelike.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

dook silk

The long threadlike silky string connecting ones recently excreted dangling dookie to ones sphincter. (Usually after ingesting fibrous foods) .

After Bobs 3rd attempt at wiping himself, he realized the problem , a six inch strand of dook silk.

by Pesky TJ December 25, 2018