A person who plays softball in leagues is over the age of 30.
This person keep stats on themself every year and will wear a uniform even if it isn't provided.
They will dive for a play even if it isn't a close one and hope somebody watches them make the great play.
You keep stats every year you play and will show them off to your friends.
You have your own bag that holds your bat, glove, towels, eye wear, etc.
You have seperated your shoulder on a ball hit by Wendy the receptionist.
This person keep stats on themself every year and will wear a uniform even if it isn't provided.
They will dive for a play even if it isn't a close one and hope somebody watches them make the great play.
You keep stats every year you play and will show them off to your friends.
You have your own bag that holds your bat, glove, towels, eye wear, etc.
You have seperated your shoulder on a ball hit by Wendy the receptionist.
Savio is the ultimate softball guy. He has been sending me his stats on softball for the last 8 years.
by Kevin Redmile August 24, 2006
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1.) A sport that is definitely NOT soft
2.) Harder and better than baseball
3.) If you're not playing it you're a loser
4.) The best sport in the world and should be brought back into the Olympics
5.) Seriously, why are you searching this up? Just break out your gear and play ball!
2.) Harder and better than baseball
3.) If you're not playing it you're a loser
4.) The best sport in the world and should be brought back into the Olympics
5.) Seriously, why are you searching this up? Just break out your gear and play ball!
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