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Simon Cowell

A Cunt.
'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'
by blargh!! December 15, 2009
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Simona

A beautiful girl that never knows what she wants. Since all of the guys want her she can never chose so she ends up liking the only guy that doesn’t like her so she doesn’t have to. She is hard-working, respectful, sometimes a bit oblivious but can really carry a conversation.
Girl: Ugh, Simona can have any guy in the school

Guy: I wish I could be Simona’s boyfriend
by Honeycomb🍯 December 12, 2020
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Simon

Simon is a guy that is extremely sweet and kind. He is a guy who makes everyone smile. He might not be prince charming, but he is a sweetheart. He is good with people, and he surrounds himself with the people he loves. He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. He is a man of his words. He is cute and when you find him, you never forget him.
Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.
by faithlove January 1, 2017
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simeona

originating from the ancient biblical name Simeon, Simeona is a name for only the most beautiful of beautiful people. Simeona is given only to a person perfect in every way, shape and form.
by Anonymous June 8, 2003
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Simon Bridges

Trevor #1: "Who's this turkey on the radio?"
Trevor #2: "Sounds like that Simon Bridges"
Trevor #1: "Change the station Blue, he's doing my bloody head in!"
by NoPreach May 9, 2020
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Simon's Rock College

An early college in Great Barrington Mass. All the students are would be juniors or seniors in high school, who either graduated early or dropped out to go to Simon's Rock. It's awesome, though has recently been overrun with hipsters, which can make it difficult to figure out if you're "mainstream", or they are. The official mascot is the Fighting Llama, and it does not have any official colors (though maroon is pretty common on campus). Regardless, it's an awesome place, far more awesome then some bitter person who writes mean definitions about it on urbandictionary.
Hey, you went to Simon's Rock college? You must be awesome!
by Gregor9999 June 20, 2011
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Richard Simmons

A guy who likes to wear sequinced tops and spandex shorts - a lot. Often known for his work-out videos, such as "Sweating to the Oldies", where he will be joined on stage with various fatties in the background. According to an A&E biography on him, he used to be an actor and referred to as "Dickie". He was also apparently always yearning for his father's attention (could explain some things). Has never actually gone out and said he was homosexual, but all signs seem to point to YES GAWD YES!
Richard Simmons exercise videos are funny in a disturbing way.
by The awesome one December 13, 2004
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