sidewinder

A really fuckin cold planet

Damn, Sidewinder is really fuckin cold!

by Caboose February 10, 2004

The Sidewinder

When a previously straight dick has been broken during violent intercourse and now has become bent. The recipient lays on her back while the guy with the broken dick lays on his side and performs sideways thrusts into her vagina.

"Dude that bitch fucked my cock up so bad last night all I'm gonna be able to do from now on is the sidewinder"

by Dmay27 April 12, 2010

Sidewinder

1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidey, Winder)

Oh no, Sidey's sent down another Winder.

by Davo October 13, 2003

Sidewinder Joseph

One of the greatest pitchers of the early 1900s. Born in Brownsville, Arkansas this hefty thick thighed left hander amassed over 342 wins in his career while striking out 2,231. Known for his infamous “sidewinding” technique, Mr. Joseph also saw success off the field as well taking home an astounding 14,532 women during his playing days. Learning to pitch from his father who was a horrible alcoholic and goat farmer, Joseph was able to use the beatings given by his father to strengthen his core thus giving him a competitive advantage. Dying of untreated Gonorrhea in 1932 Joseph’s legacy still lives on today throughout the deep southern lands of this great country.

Waylan: Who’s your favorite ball player Bucky?

Bucky: Sidewinder Joseph. He loves women more than ball playin’ but that’s alright.

by Leland Bruce February 5, 2023

Bulgarian Sidewinder

A move used to passive-aggressively walk past a group of slow walking teenage girls. If you are stuck in a hall, and a group of girls is walking slowly in a wall formation, walk faster, and squeeze through them, making your annoyance known.

Tennage girls: *walking in a wall* Omg did you see Ashlee’s shorts yesterday? I am so litterally dead. I’m screaming

Person: *Bulgarian sidewinder*

by ShospleColupis May 3, 2018

Australian Sidewinder

When you are performing the act of Doggie Style, the man "finishes" and as the women sits up, the man runs up from behind and slaps her around the face with the penis while ejaculating in her eye replicating snake's venom.

Guy 1: "So how's your girlfriends eye?"

Guy 2: "You mean after I gave her that bitchin' Australian Sidewinder!?"

by JerkinMcGurkin January 1, 2010

Seattle Sidewinder

First pour hot Starbucks coffee into a womens vagina then add your favorite brand of sugar. You then precede to fuck her until you both add your own special cremes. Semen vaginal secretions. Pour into a mug and enjoy!

Its so cold out, i wish we could make some Seattle Sidewinders to keep us warm.

by The Commodores December 24, 2009